Hey! I'm David. Wanna go on a date?

(and yes this is real lol)

After watching the video above, you and I might go on a date!

The way I see it, dating apps are flawed. Time is too valuable of an asset to spend it swiping around all day, I also find that dating profiles don’t really give you a good idea of what someones like.

So one day, I came up with a hilarious idea:

Why don’t I create an automated marketing funnel to do it more efficiently?

And thus, this page/video was born. In this video, you’re going to learn about me, get a feel of my personality and then if you think we’d be a good fit, and make it to the end of the video, you’ll get my contact info. If not, no worries, I totally understand. I’m not for everyone.

So Who Am I?

Hey! I'm David!

I am...

● A Founder/CEO of a fast growing music education company with over a thousand students… but I’m also a really crappy cook that sets off the fire alarm whenever I cook eggs.

● A Youtuber with over 130k subscribers… But I’m also an introvert who may or may not have an anime body pillow.

● A former International touring Metal musician… but I also listen to Justin Bieber and once tried (and failed) to learn a K-Pop dance through a youtube tutorial.

Not to brag, but I was the first sperm to make it to my mother’s egg and was born a winner.

Okay, all jokes aside, I thought long and hard about the best way to give you a sense of who I am and what I value.

And in order to do best do that I’d like to share a story of mine and how I learned very three really important life lessons.

My Life's Story

(that no-one asked for)

On January 31st, 2017, I got laid off from my corporate job.

And to say that I was in a low place was an understatement...

I felt like every insecurity that I had about myself was now glaring me in the face.

That I thought I was too stupid…

That I was never ‘cut out’ for the real world…

And that I let down all my mentors and parents…

(I didn't have any pics of me that were super dramatic so I stole one off of google lol)

So now that I got laid off, I was faced with two different options:

1.) I could dust off my resume and start applying for a job that would bring me financial security.

2.) I could take a risk and try and do something I was DEEPLY deeply passionate about.

(btw, I'm conjoined twin connected by the head.

You get two dudes for the price of one.)

You see, before I got laid off, I was living a double life as a corporate marketer as well as touring musician.

But the funny thing was:

When I was working in the corporate world, all I could think about was the fact that I wished I could be doing music...

But when I was out on the road... all I could think about was how much financial instability there was.

No matter what, I wasn't happy.

Now that I was faced with this fork in the road, I realized something…

There IS no safe path.

I had just TRIED the safe path and got laid off.

But if that’s true that there’s no safe path...

Why don't I take a risk and take what I’ve learned from corporate world and apply it to starting a business around something I’m deeply passionate about... Music!

SO I decided to go the path of passion.

It started out with me creating a youtube channel. For the first year, I had NO IDEA what I was doing and I pretty much made no money.

I spent nearly a year trying to come up with video ideas that I thought people would enjoy but I kept failing.

With my back against the wall, I thought to myself, you know what?

Fuck it, I'm going to just make videos/content that I personally enjoy

I started to make videos that were more true to myself instead of trying to make videos that EVERYONE would enjoy. That’s when I combined my other passion, anime into the mix and started making Metal music videos about anime.

Once I started making the content that I TRULY enjoyed and focused on finding MY people, THAT’s when things took off. The channel started doing really well to the point where I was actually able to make a full time living off of crowd-funding.

Lesson I Learned #1:
The more you embrace your inner weirdness,

the happier you’ll be and the more the world will resonate with you.

(My first true love...)

So for the next year, I continued to do that. But I realized…. something inside me felt... empty.

“Now that I proved this to myself, is this it?”

Although I beat the odds and was able to now pay the bills, it felt like an empty existence. I realized, if I have the ability to reach people on a global scale, I firmly believe that I have a responsibility to spread positivity in the world.

I soon found out that my audience wanted to learn how to perform music themselves… That I might be able to teach people how to play and empower them!

I was suddenly faced with another hard fork in the road.

Should I continue to live life as an artist where I make a living writing and performing music? Or should I leave this safety nest that I created in order to make a better impact on the world?

I knew in my heart that impact was the better option, but that didn’t make the decision to take another leap any less scary.

The truth was that if I failed at this, i would actually lose the majority of the audience that i had worked so hard to build.

As a result, i wouldn't be able to pay my bills and start over from scratch.

So I took a deep breath and made the leap...

...and our first launch of our course went better than I EVER could have imagined. Not only did my income literally multiply, I was able to leave a positive impact on my students lives. One of my students named Dalton actually said that my music courses was able to help him cope with depression and get through his debilitating surgery. (Clip of Dalton no audio)

This is when I learned my second big lesson.

Lesson I Learned #2:
In order to truly be happy in life, you need to have the courage to take risks.

It’s normal to feel fear but it’s how you deal with it that makes all of the difference.

(That's not my guitar. That's not my studio. I'm not really black and white. This is all a lie)

So after the success of my launch, something REALLY funny happened.

Not in a “haha” funny way, but like a deeply ironic sort of way...

I had heard from a lot of friends that doing mushrooms often led to people getting epiphanies and answers to some of their deepest questions.

I did some research and I determined that it was something that I wanted to try.

So on a Saturday morning in San Francisco. I took mushrooms.

I went in looking specifically for a business epiphany.

BUT…. The epiphany I got… was that I was feeling lonely.

At this point, I was with my ex-girlfriend but I was feeling emotionally distant from her. We both loved each other but we didn’t feel loved by each other.

It got so bad that we had to go to couples therapy and almost broke up.

But I was determined to find a solution...

● I did research and started reading a book called "The Five Love Languages" to better understand relationships.

● I read a book called “The Untethered Soul” to manage my emotions better and understand myself.

● I read another book called “Reboot” which allowed me to address my past baggage and not let me affect me in subconscious ways.

And believe it or not, after employing the teachings of these books, my girlfriend I not only mended our relationship, we became stronger than ever.

And although she and I are no longer together because our careers took us different places, I’m very thankful for the experience in dating her because I learned to grow from it.

And because I emotionally grew, that made me a much better at running my businesses because I was much more in touch with my emotions and how to handle it.

So in a really roundabout way, that Mushroom trip actually DID help me with my business!

And that brings me to my final lesson I learned in this story:

Lesson I Learned #3:
Everything that seems like a hardship in life has an opportunity for growth.

An opportunity to learn.

My problems with my past relationship allowed me to not only learn how to become a much better business owner but learn to become a better boyfriend/partner.

So that brings me to today...

I'm looking for a girlfriend!

In particular, I'm looking for someone who shares similar values with me...

has a compatible personality, and wants to join me on this wild and crazy adventure of life and growth.

If you’re interested, click on the link below and fill out the form.

If we’re a good fit, I’ll reach out to you and we can go from there. Worst comes to worst, we’ll end up being friends!

Let's go on a Date!

(Psst! Wanna be my wingman/woman and refer a friend to me? Share this page!)

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this real?

Yes. Although I’m not taking this whole thing super seriously and find this whole idea hilarious, this is real.

Why don’t I just a dating app?

I think it’s not really a good use of time to be continuously swipe around on a dating app. I’d much rather spend that time working or just enjoying life! I’ve set it up this way so I can filter out people while also showing you more of who I am on a deeper level. Cause let’s be real. You cant really learn a whole lot about a person through a bio. Not to mention, I thought this entire idea was hilarious so I had to do it.

Where are you located? Are you open to long distance relationships?

I’m located in the California Bay area. I’d prefer not to but it’s a case by case scenario.

What’s my love languages?

Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, Quality Time.

Although I have learned to communicate in other languages.

I'm NOT for Everyone

I'm not for you if:

1. You don’t like introverts.
I’m really introverted

2. You’re a neat freak.

Although I’m not dirty, I definitely can be an unorganized person. I’m working on this one though.

Contact me if:

1. You are a passionate creative type

2. You have a dark sense of humor

3. You enjoy pushing your comfort zone

You aren’t afraid to try new things and explore new subcultures.

For example, I’m not a furry, but I once had a BLAST randomly going to a furry meet-up and getting to know them.

So I’m probably going to delete this whole thing soon, if you’re still watching/reading and think we’d get along, click on the link at the bottom of the page and fill out the contact form and I’ll reach out if we’re a good fit!

Imagine us going on a date and exploring some really unique underground (legal) activity that challenges our way of thinking and having deep discussions about it while we drive over to a dope Japanese restaurant to get sushi.

Imagine us getting some ice cream for dessert joking about some dumb youtube video or meme that we saw and spending the night watching a horror movie and making fun of how bad the acting is.

If you’re the type of girl that’s willing to try something crazy like go on a date with some dude she saw on an ad, click the link below and let’s see where things go from there! I look forward to meeting you!